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June 8, 2012

Inaam de ke..

Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

Sath wali seat par baithi uski Biwi boli- "inki bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolte hain."

Pichli Seat se uske bache bole- "Hume pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"Bhai appan border par kar lia  ?.........

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